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My co-worker is lazy, useless and complains all the time about how much work he has to do, but he does NOTHING! He is late EVERY SINGLE DAY and calls in sick at least once a week.In the current economy, who would think that a person like that wouldn’t get fired? But not him. They must think the sun shines out of his ass.

This week, though, it really went over the top. He’s been having car trouble (probably not, just a good excuse) lately, so our general manager actually called me to ask if I’d give him a ride to work. Oh yeah, that’s what I want to do, go out of my way to pick this guy up so I can watch him do nothing all night long, then drive him home. Can I also s**k his c**k and give him my ATM card with my PIN number? Anything else? F@#$ing ass****. I hope he dies!

I just told him to stop complaining about how little work he does, and he was like `I wasn’t complaining.’ Right. Anytime there’s any real work to do, where is he? Taking a cell phone call, or late, or not here at all. And when he does work, he usually does everything wrong and someone else has to re-do it. I’m over it and I’m not helping him anymore. I was ready to quit my job today, but I’m not letting him put me in my parent’s basement. I am going to be EVIL to him and make him quit. Wish me luck!

~JB