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HateMyCoworker

Shut up and just do your job

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First of all, let me say that WE ALL at one point or another would rather have certain days and/or weeks taken back and completely re-done. Some weeks can be HELL and some can be absolutely amazing, right?

Last Updated on Monday, 25 January 2010 09:21 Read more...
 

Rubber Bands are our friends

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Some companies have automatic sliding doors, some have concierge's to hold the door for you, others have rubber bands to close the door for you. Our office is that fortunate. If you would like to purchase an autocloser for your office please send $99.95 to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
Installation nor mounting wood screws are not provided by hate my coworker or its affiliates.

 

International Annoyance

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I work in a taiwan with one other foreigner teaching English. Because of this situation, we are somehow forced into a quasi-friendship.

I have never met someone so self-centered and obnoxious in my entire life. I sit next to him, with no cubicle wall for protection from his hourly complaints (between lessons). Every chance he gets, he tries to prove to me how smart, handsome and popular he is. He has been learning Mandarin for longer than me and constantly tries to show how much better he is. He noticed that I had been studying mandarin a lot and remarked, "wow, i better start studying or you're going to be better than me"... learning a language is not a competition, douche bag. Because he is a white male in an asian country, he is fairly popular with the ladies over here (they are seemingly immune to his idiocy). He told me that he is disappointed some of our students found out that he has a girlfriend, because he no-one is emailing him anymore and the women are treating him differently (i feel like saying, "oh you poor thing" and i want to tell his girlfriend how much of a player he is). He never asks any questions, just talks in monologue form about himself. if he does happen to ask a question, i often (tongue-in-cheek) respond with "oh thank you for asking.."

As a teacher, he is constantly trying to make others feel inferior. Oh, did i mention, that he is anti-semitic?
In summary, he is absolutely driving me crazy. He has the worst personality I have ever encountered. Its almost impossible to find any redeeming qualities about him. I think he is so ignorant that he doesn't even comprehend my utter disdain for all that is him. I am pulling my hair out.
 

Santa vs Kringle

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Bill:  It’s Santa

Ted:  No It’s Kris Kringle

Bill:  No it’s Santa Claus!

Ted:  That’s Kris Kringle, not Santa!

Bill:  You’re not listening, Santa is Kris Kringle.

Ted:  WHAT?!?!? Santa is not Kris Kringle! He’s Kris Kringle!

Bill:  Why don’t you listen to me? Kris Kringle is Santa…ENOUGH ALREADY!

Ted:  I don’t know who told you that Santa is Kris, but they are WRONG!

Bill:  Saint Nick is Santa, Kris Kringle is some other countries Santa.

Ted:  So I am Right! It’s SANTA!

Bill:  No you’re not, St. Nick is Santa and there is only one Santa and it ain’t Kris Kringle!

….to be continued

Last Updated on Monday, 21 December 2009 11:47
 

Bodily Functions and more!

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Editors Note: This is a short but not so sweet submission of how much a ass hole another employee can be. We feel your pain Cookie!

My co worker hissing at me , from the second I walk in the door till the second I leave, and all day long. after repeated requests to stop, he will not stop. He also farts, bleches, and tells really long stories that have no point.

 
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Let's get this straight. If you do not have a handicap placard or if you do have one and the handicap person is not in the car with you, DO NOT FRIGGIN' PARK IN THAT SPOT YOU $%$#@$%^*&!!!

I am sick and tired of seeing people, "who will only be a second' park in the spot reserved for someone with a disability. I have seen people do this right in front of a police officer like it was there God given right. Who in the hell do you think you are?!? If there was a fire on your block I assume you will also be parked in front of the fire hydrant, and in this scenario we hope Murphy's law catches up with you.

This also applies to you, you schmuck, that thinks it's ok if your passenger is just running into the store and that you will move if someone needs the spot. OK KRESKIN, mind read this,"DON'T PARK THERE TO BEGIN WITH! IT DOESN"T SAY RESERVED YOU THE LORD GOD KING OF TALKING ON YOUR CELLPHONE WHILE DRIVING AND TURNING ON RED WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING TO SEE IF TRAFFIC IS COMING!"